Done From The Daily, March 9, 2010
under DL (indeed PDL) Napolitano, Berlusconi rules that legalize the illegal lists center (the others are excluded) we can anticipate new "interpretative decrees " soon to approval.
Decree-saving taxes. Those who arrive late for your tax return can avoid paying the surcharge provided for in these cases by showing a piece of the PDL, it is "unsustainable - according to a joint statement of Palazzo Chigi of the Quirinale - the exclusion of members to largest political party of government. " The same procedure will heal any fraudulent claims, provided the taxpayer holds a piece of the infidel majority political party of government, it is untenable that the members of the latter may be tax evaders.
Decree-saving flights. Who loses the plane or train to cause a delay, you will get the immediate return of the aircraft have taken off the train already left or claiming to have arrived on time at the airport or train station, but they were prevented from movement in a sandwich or a patrol of the communist radicals.
Decree-saving stops. Who parked the car in no parking and is fined by traffic policemen, can avoid paying the fine stating that it had been absent to carry out physiological functions, hydraulic and never leave the car outside a radius of 150 km, provided - of course - who said they voted for the largest political party of government. Decree-saving pirates. on roads and highways will not take precedence over those coming from the right, but the holder of the most voluminous. With the same displacement, the new rule of interpretation of the Highway Code provides for the primacy of the members and / or voters of the largest political party of government as long as they exhibit the logo on the windscreen accompanied by the new Article 3 of the Constitution: "I so 'I and you are not a dick. "
Decree-saving offside. The player who scores goals in big games for offside in the qualification to the Champions League will validate the stated goal to the referee that he lingered behind enemy lines to get a beer at the baseline. The rule applies only to the players of AC Milan, it is untenable exclusion from international team of leading the largest political party of government.
Decree-saving film. Those arriving late to the cinema will get the film rewinding from securities claiming to be head for half an hour in the vicinity, but they have lost time looking for parking, because ordinary car.
Decree-saving tasks. The student who misses an entire ass math test will be able, by interpretation, to get full marks as long as its calculation errors do not differ by more than 100 units from the exact result.
Decree-saving robberies. The robber caught red-handed by police while with black tights and a mask, he turns away from the bank with a bag full of notes could avoid arrest and enter into a debate with the officials on "Robbery, What to do? "authentic interpretation to be given to his gesture: a) nice masquerade during Carnival, b) taking a little 'hasty c) extreme act of self-defense against high bank charges, d) another excuse to pleasure. Decree-saving horns. In the case of husbands and wives caught in bed with provocative ladies, will be issued to spouses to believe in a ritual way of interpretation to the phrase "Honey, it's not like you think," on condition that the girls in question declare masseuses Salaria Sport Village or the professional activities of "Silvio We miss you," or communicate that sends the Civil Defence.
POSTSCRIPT. The PD said previously that if and when the head of state will also sign these decrees, they will not be his fault, but of fate.
0 comments:
Post a Comment